One direction fans why you so funny. They be like “Omg imagine louis and harry slipped on stage and kissed omg! we are so perverted” and we just sittin here like
im sorry
i cant
hear you
over
our
reality
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT
11th March 2013
Reblogged From onewschickenbride
Notes: 6911
Face of a princess.
Voice of a trucker.
Cute tall elf
Voice of an angry bear.
Face of an assassin
Voice of a pre-teen girl
(Source: pooflikemagic)
- parents: who are these babies you keep on referring to? are you pregnant?
- parents: this man is ruining your life? we have to call the police to end this harassment!
- parents: don't tell me... he's the one who got you pregnant?!??!!
- parents: why do you keep telling that picture to "stop"? he's just standing there. do you have a mental disease?
- parents: you want to marry that boy? is he a doctor?
- parents: moving to korea? who's going to pay for it?
- parents: what is dubulge?
- parents: shooting anonymous??!! have you become a serial killer?!?!!?!!?!?!?!
- parents: WHY IS THAT BREASTLESS GIRL FLAUNTING HER NIPPLES??!?!!
- parents: why are they all blonde is that even possible i mean THEY'RE ASIAN.
- parents: are they speaking chinese?
- parents: are they gay?
- parents: why does he have blue hair?
- parents: so you're telling me that's a guy? pfffffffffffffffffffffff
- parents: they're all ugly.
- parents: they're all prettier than you.
call Suho a greasy old man and imitate this GIF in front of him
tell D.O that his eyes are not big enough
ask Sehun to pronounce “Mississippi” and show him LayHan pictures
comment on how tan Kai is
tell Chanyeol his smile makes babies cry
make Baekhyun read KrisYeol fan fictions
ask Kris why his handwriting is so bad in all three languages
play the video of Lay’s Nobody performance
call Luhan “unnie” and comment on how pretty he is
eat
baozifood in front of Xiumin and not share
kidnap the translator noona from Chen
take Tao to a Gucci store and steal his wallet
- Onew: Looks down his shirt awkwardly, and then back at you adorably, "Maybe we should call a professional?"
- Jonghyun: Walks in shirtless, takes a picture with you to put on twitter. You don't know how but your panties are missing.
- Key: Sits beside you, sipping an Americano, and rolls his eyes, "Please we both know you can't afford me."
- Minho: Dancing his best, "You gave me more tips than the other members right? I won right?"
- Taemin: You try to think of 2013 "manly" Taemin but 2008 baby Taeminnie pops into your head. You feel like you've done a great wrong and tell him to leave before he starts.
- Choi Seung Hyun: A classy, award-winning actor
- Tabi: An adorable, irresistable boy
- Tempo: A hardworking, hippy guy in a beanie
- Big Seunghyun: A mature, brotherly figure
- Bingu Top: An awkward, silly, naughty and ice-cream eating five year-old
- TOP: Hottest Man Alive
- U-Kiss is talented
- U-Kiss is gaining popularity
- Kevin is prettier than Mnet
- Soohyun can sing higher than Mnet
- Dongho is cuter than Mnet and manlier
- Mnet doesn’t work out as much as Kiseop and Hoon
- Jaeseop has better hair days than Mnet
- Mnet gets lost in Eli’s eyes and feels confused
(Source: cherang)
there was a time where the whole world was listening to gangnam style….
i hope every single kpop blog reblogs this because this could happen to us
omg I honestly expected to only get like 200 notes but omg I’m going to show this to her in about a week and watch her get mad at how wrong she was like seriously guys you are the best thank you all for supporting me thank you thank you thank you
